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Gay Universe Cruise Spot

Fanny Pack Troll Says: Find a cure for ugly and fat [Add Your Comment or Rate this Spot]

City/Nearby Cities: Upland
State: California
Locale: Suburban
Type of Cruise Spot: Other
Best Time(s): Afternoons
Safety Rating: 4.63 (1=Poor 3=Average 5=Excellent)
Action Rating: 4.63 (1=Tired 3=Average 5=Hot!)
First Posted On: May 11, 2008
Last Updated On: June 13, 2008

Comments:

Tell that fat fucking balls on chin Pig Virus to shut his retarded mouth! What a fat fucking RETARD! (6-13-2008)
Here are alternative cruiser sites you can go to or you could go to one of the casinos in the area (I will post later.). Good luck finding hot action! : Adult Bookstores in the area: 1.) Déjà vu Love Boutique, 16025 Gale Ave Ste A14, City of Industry ph 626-3362569: This bookstore has a theater upstairs. 2.) Spearmint Rhino, City of Industry, 15411 East Valley Blvd, CA 91746: / They have video booths. 3.) Liberty Adult bookstore : 15106 Valley Blvd, 92316, 909-357-3421 They have video booths. 4.) Déjà vu’s Love Boutique 5282 Mission Blvd Ontario CA 91762 ph 909-627-9806 They have a theater. 5. The Adult Bookstore, 14589 Valley Blvd (Major cross streets Valley Blvd Cherry Ave off the 10). Also, if your heading to Los Angeles, you should try out , The Slammer! It’s a wild sex club for men and it’s safe. The address is 3688 Beverly Blvd Los Angeles 90004 ph.213-388-8040. :San Diego Area:: Adult Depot 3487 Kurtz Street, San Diego CA 92110 or the Vulcan Man Club 805 West Cedar, San Diego CA 92101 ph. 619-238-1980…………….PAY ATTENTION IN THE MUSTANG BOOKSTORE AND PLAY SAFE…Here’s the address! . 961 N. Central Ave. Upland CA 91786 P.S. www.gayuniverse.com is a powerful resource for cruisers and can help you make the right decisions. I hate seeing guys getting arrested for fooling around in a bookstore so be smart and follow Fanny Packman’s rules. --------------------------CRUSIER STRATEGIES------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here are strategies that might help you if you decide to risk going into the bookstore: 1.) Do not wear pants that require a belt. You need speed in case someone walks into your booth. I recommend running pants that are stretchy. This enables you to masturbate and cover up quickly without being caught. 2.)Always cover up all holes in the walls and look to see if the guy next to you is masturbating. If he doesn’t show you his cock, he could be undercover vice. I know it’s hard to be patience when your excited but don’t get arrested having fun. The last bust had numerous undercover vice. Why? It makes their cases stronger and having a sex charge against you is expensive and could damage your family relationships. 3.) Always remember to turn the volume in the booth to off so you can hear people walking in. 4.) Talk to the other customers you’ve seen masturbating but DO NOT talk to someone you haven’t seen masturbating. Undercover police use micro records and video in some cases so know who you are talking to and network. 5.) Don’t smoke in the booths 6.) You should never bring drugs or weapons to the bookstore. The reason I’m bringing this up is to inform you that a small screw driver or pocket knife during an arrest will be used against you in a court of law as a concealed weapons charge. Police will lean on you to gain information about the goings on in the bookstore or to build up their case by stacking charges against you and make you squeal on other guys. 7.) If you are arrested, say nothing (NOTHING!...NOTHING!..TALK TO YOUR ATTORNEY FIRST!!!!) and go with a court appointed attorney for months. Your goal is to drag your case over a full year and then spend your money on a really good attorney….Mortgage the house and play to win! There is nothing worst than being a convicted sex offender on a bullshit charge of masturbation in an adult bookstore. It is a job killer! Realize when you go in to masturbate or fool around at the bookstore, you are risking you finances, family relationships, catching a disease, or staph (Staphylococcus) infection. When you go in here because you are horny, remember to play smart and realize you are risking everything to shoot a load! Just ask Congressman Craig or Pee Wee Herman!__________________________Play smart and tell Pig Virus to FUCK OFF! Fanny Packman (6-11-2008)
The Fanny Pack Troll is so dumb, when he was born his mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope. (6-11-2008)
Go ahead Fanny Pack Troll, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. (6-11-2008)
The Fanny Pack Troll was the first in his family to be born without a tail. (6-11-2008)